Now where did I put the Indiana Jones hat and the bullwhip...
I will need them, because I am venturing into ... (wait for it) ... The Garage ... to do some cleaning.  The garage has not changed much since we moved in - boxes piled up everywhere (some that I haven't looked into since I was in college, (mumble) years ago), old furniture wherever, misc. stuff in any old place, the ark of the covenant in a crate, and maybe even the Roswell alien (who knows?).  (What, you think we could actually put a vehicle in the garage?  Ha!  I laugh at your silly notions...)

The landlord says he will have a new garage door and opener installed (yea!, we need it), but I will have to at least clean out enough stuff so the installers can get to the places they need to do the job.  So I took the week off from work - hopefully, enough time to get some of the detritus taken care of.  Disposal is not a problem - Dr. B. has a 12 yard dumpster, and he says I can fill it as many times as necessary.  Two or three Jeeploads should fill the dumpster nicely...

If I'm not heard from in a week, release the hounds...